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 College Courses for Men and Women
A Funny Twist on Sex Ed
Hey, I'm working on a degree in sex.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Part 1. College Courses For Men
Part 2. College Courses For Women
Part 1. COLLEGE COURSES FOR MEN
For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage ....
a TWO-YEAR DEGREE in Male Arts.
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
MEN 101... Combating Stupidity
HOME ECONOMICS 102 ...You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103... PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104... We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
HOME ECONOMICS 110... Wonderful Laundry Techniques
PSYCHOLOGY 111... Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 a.m.
SOCIOLOGY 112... Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
HOME ECONOMICS 100... Get a Life, Learn to Cook
HOME ECONOMICS 101... Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECONOMICS 001 What's Hers is Hers
MEN 120... How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121... Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122... YOU, the Weaker Sex
BOTANY 123... Reasons to Give Flowers
ECONOMICS 001... What Was Yours is Hers
SEX 101... You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102... Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103... How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201... How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
MEN 210... The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211... How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212... You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213... Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230... Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
ENGLISH 220.. Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
HYGIENE 221... Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
GEOGRAPHY 400... Real Men Ask for Directions
SEX 223... Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
SOCIOLOGY 230... Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
HOME ECONOMICS 101... Cooking with Tofu
HOME ECONOMICS 102... Utilization of Eating Utensils
ETIQUETTE 103... Burping and Belching Discreetly
SOCIOLOGY 231... Mothers-in-law
PSYCHOLOGY 232... Appear to Be Listening
PSYCHOLOGY 233... Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECONOMICS 001... Cheaper to Keep Her
PART 2. COLLEGE COURSES FOR WOMEN
For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that women need (or ought) to be trained for marriage, even though they've been planning their wedding for 22 years ....
We offer aTWO-YEAR DEGREE in Female Arts.
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Woman. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be the better half of a household as well as earn an FA degree (Female Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
WOMEN 101... Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
FINANCE 200... The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
WOMEN 102... Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday
WOMEN 140... Parties: Going Without New Outfits
BATHROOM ETIQUETTE I... Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
BATHROOM ETIQUETTE II... His Razor Is His
COMMUNICATION SKILLS I... Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First
COMMUNICATION SKILLS II... Thinking Before Speaking
COMMUNICATION SKILLS III... Getting What You Want, Without Nagging
DRIVING 210... Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
WOMEN 204... Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share
COMMUNICATION 250... Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
PSYCHOLOGY 260... Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the Towels on the Floor
HOME ECONOMICS 324... Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon,Eggs and Butter
HOME ECONOMICS 325... Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption
HOME ECONOMICS 326... Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
WOMEN 301... Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
BIOLOGY 106... PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
SEX 107... Sex: It's For Married Couples Too
WOMEN 142... Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
SHOP 101... Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.
PSYCHOLOGY 400... "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?"-Why Men Lie.
ENGINEERING 320... TV Remotes: For Men Only.
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