 Funny Error Messages
From a Computer Gone Bonkers
Another triumph of technology. The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for
the planned upgrades of Vista and Windows XP:
- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
- Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
- Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
- Close your eyes and press escape three times.
- Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
- This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
- Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
- This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
- To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
- BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
- COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
- CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
- File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N).
- Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N).
- Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
- Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N).
- WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL.EXE & PAPER.SYS).
- User Error: Replace user.
- Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
- Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
- If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
- REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
- Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster
- Access denied---nah nah na nah nah!
- Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
- Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
- Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
- Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup.
- Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic.
- (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
- (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
- System going down at 4:45 this afternoon for disk caching.
- SENILE.COM found ... Out Of Memory ...
- Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
I hope you have a very happy day. -- Surfer Sam
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