15 Funny Things To Do When You're Bored... Stupid But Funny
Here are 15 funny things to do when you're bored, whenever you're out in public. It's stupid but funny. Try these stunts, pranks and hijinks when you're shoppping with friends at the store. You'll go down in history as the funny guy who made people pay attention. They'll remember you a long time, and they'll never take you shopping again. But heck, shopping will never be boring.
It's stupid but funny. And what are the chances you'll ever have to go shopping again?
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
- Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
- Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
- Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
- Pick up a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign and move it to a carpeted area.
- Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
- Look right into the security camera. Use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
- While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
- Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
- In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
- Hide in a clothing rack. When people browse through, say PICK ME!
- When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
- And; last, but not least!
Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while. And then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
I hope you have a very happy day.
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