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My favorite sign...
I mean, my least favorite.
Fun Stuff
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Things to Ponder...
My Deepest Thoughts and Questions for the Universe, like...
Can you cry
under water?
How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".
but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the
ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch
when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when
it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
I thought about how my mother fed me with a tiny spoon and fork, so I
wonder what Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that
considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of
the water?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Hi Everyone!
AND I guess after reading these (which I enjoyed doing) I have only one question - - WHY don't I have the
time to enjoy more stuff like this instead of: worrying about all the things that could go wrong, like: am I going to
meet my work deadlines, which project needs to be done next so I stay on top of
all jobs, what will happen if I drop a ball, how do I squeeze enough time out of
the week to do the volunteer work I am expected to do, how can I possibly spend
enough time with my kids, family and friends, when will I come up with time
to do the projects I put on the back burner several months ago, how many
directions can I be pulled in before I come unglued?
So now I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Happy Daze, Tanya
The OPTIMIST
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The Optimist fell ten stories.
At each window bar
he shouted to his friends:
"All right so far." |
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