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From The Outrageous Funny Story Files...
The High School Reunion
From The Outrageous Funny Story Files...
The High School Reunion
Have you ever been guilty of looking at someone your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" You'll love this one.
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my
first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which
showed his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could this be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too
old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him
if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he beamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1959. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald wrinkled, fat,
gray, decrepit son-of-a-gun asked, "What did you teach?"
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