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Jokes and Blokes
Funny Jokes, Great Blokes, Famous Quotes, Cute Stories, Games, Funny Pictures
Howdy!
Welcome to Surfer Sam and Friends Free Online Magazine. We're dishing up lots of chat, funny jokes, famous quotes and sage advice. We've also got free ecards - Surfer Cards - for you to email. So enjoy yourself here. Chill out and relax. Meet the gang. And thanks for stopping by, mate. Life's a beach!
  Investing in Gold
How to invest successfully in gold. What you've always wanted to know about gold, coins, bars, jewelry, gold stocks, ETFs, and futures. Get in on the action. [more]
 The Darwin Awards, celebrating the weird, the wacky and the witless. A facetious honor given to people who improve the gene pool by removing themselves from it. We honor the least evolved among us.[more]
 Investment Fraud Exposed
The pitch, the sucker, the swindle, the con. How to smell an investment scam. Recently, Jerry saw first-hand how a stock fraud is run. [more]
 Shopping Hijinx Funny things to do at Wal-Mart while your partner is dilly-dallying around. They'll never forget you.[more]
 Funny Redneck Jokes
There's a little Redneck in all of us. Sasha's collection of outrageous Redneck jokes and pix brings us closer to our roots. [more]
 Cute and sexy jokes about sex Sex is a touchy subject, so we took a hands-on approach. The first time, he got seasick. The second time, his hat blew off. [more]
 Are Diamonds An Investment? How to buy an engagement ring. What you've always wanted to know about diamonds. Pictured is the Hope Diamond.[more]
 Football Jokes and Quotes Part 1 Great players and fans score some winning jokes. You're a great football fan if your children are named Ditka, Heisman and O.J. [more]
 Funny Retirement Jokes We may be over the hill, but we're sure not Under It. You young geezers will like this, too. Age is important only if you're wine or cheese. He was such a poor driver, the police gave him a season ticket. [more]
 Is Google a Good Investment?
How well do you know Google? A guide to the Hercules of the Internet, advertising, business and finance. [more]
 Medicine is the best laughter.
Doctors tell the best jokes. There's no cure for dumb. I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks.[more]
 How to change the oil in your car
After 24,000 miles it's about time. Funny story from Randy Redneck. The wrench hit Miss December and flawed her bustline. [more]
 Microsoft Jokes
Microsoft, it's always about YOU. So why did we devote a whole page to Microsoft jokes? Because nobody told us not to. No hard feelings, Mr. Softy. [more]
 How to Sell Like a Champion
Secrets of Champion Sales People. 45 Tips for Successful Selling. Prospecting, contacting, the sales presentation, closing the sale. [more]
 Why Diet? Just Laugh the Pounds Away
Calories, Carbs and Cravings are all out to get us. But why are you even worried about dieting? I think you're perfect just the way you are. [more]
 The Good Old Days.
You'll enjoy them all over again. Looking back, it was the best of times, it was the worse of times. It was the wildest and craziest of times. And we survived it all. [more]
 Happy Birthday Party and Joke Fest
It's the Surfer Sam Birthday Invitational and you're invited to the chat room for a wild and crazy time. [more]
 Funny Jokes about Sex in the Chat Room. Sex is a touchy subject, so we took a hands-on approach. We tried to keep it clean, considering the subject. You've been warned.[more]
 Insurance Companies hear the best jokes.. Funny drivers tell funny stories. The best payoff is a really good laugh. And there's no insurance against dumb. [more]
 Funny drinking jokes.. Bartender, a round for everyone cause I'm buying tonight. Make mine a double with a chaser of chuckles. Bottoms up. [more]
 Hiking the Grand Canyon, an Arizona vacation. Havasu Falls, Mooney Falls, five friends, five days and a taste of Eden. [more]
 Football Jokes and Quotes Part 2 He had a God-given killer instinct. American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. [more]
 Are you an adult? 25 ways to know if you've grown up. "I just can't drink the way I used to..." [more]
 My Job is All Funny Business. Funny job jokes and pictures. Yeh, I work with a bunch of monkeys. [more]
 College Courses for Men and Women. A Funny Twist on Sex Ed. Hey, I'm working on a degree in sex. [more]
 A Keg Party with Lots of Jokes on Tap. Beer, I'll drink to that! Cheers, mates! And remember to laugh responsibly. [more]
 Redneck Love and Redneck Romance Part 2. There's a little bit of redneck in all of us. Funny redneck jokes and pictures. [more]
 Quotations for Women. Famous and Funny Women Speak Out. Enjoy the wit and wisdom of writers, politicians and comics. [more]
  From Redneck Rebels come Funny Bumper Stickers on Redneck Cars. There's a little Redneck in all of us.[more]
 Kids Say the Darndest Things
Cute kids tell stories. Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.[more]
 A Cute Christmas Story. You'll feel warm all over. It was Christmas Eve 1881. I was feeling like the world had caved in on me because...
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 Trivia Treasures. The college collection. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer... [more]
 Clothes can be funny. This talking t-shirt will keep you in stitches. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. [more]
 Great Quotations to enjoy. All new wit and wisdom from J.K. Rowling, Oscar Wilde, Plato and Proust. [more]
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