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The Million Dollar Page
When You've Just Got To Have It All
The Best Jokes, Famous Quotes, Funny Stories, Blogs, Games, Funny Pictures
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Welcome to Surfer Sam and Friends, The Million Dollar Page. We're dishing up funny jokes, famous quotes, blogs and sage advice. We've also got free ecards - Surfer Cards - for you to email.

There are a million laughs on this page, a million bucks in bandwidth, a million hours of writing and coding. So enjoy yourself here. Chill out and relax. Meet the gang. And thanks for stopping by, mate. Life's a beach!



Investing in Gold. How to invest successfully in gold. What you've always wanted to know about gold, coins, bars, jewelry, gold stocks, ETFs, and futures. Funny Redneck Jokes. There's a little Redneck in all of us. Sasha's collection of outrageous Redneck jokes and pix brings us closer to our roots. Is Google a Good Investment? How well do you know Google? A guide to the Hercules of the Internet, advertising, business and finance. Medicine is the best laughter. Doctors tell the best jokes. There's no cure for dumb. I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks. How to change the oil in your car. After 24,000 miles it's about time. Funny story from Randy Redneck. The wrench hit Miss December and flawed her bustline. Microsoft Jokes. Microsoft, it's always about YOU. So why did we devote a whole page to Microsoft jokes? Because nobody told us not to. No hard feelings, Mr. Softy. Cute and sexy jokes about sex. Sex is a touchy subject, so we took a hands-on approach. The first time, he got seasick. The second time, his hat blew off. Football Jokes and Quotes Part 1. Great players and fans score some winning jokes. You're a great football fan if your children are named Ditka, Heisman and O.J. Why Diet? Just Laugh the Pounds Away. Calories, Carbs and Cravings are all out to get us. But why are you even worried about dieting? I think you're perfect just the way you are. The Good Old Days. You'll enjoy them all over again. Looking back, it was the best of times, it was the worse of times. It was the wildest and craziest of times. And we survived it all. Happy Birthday Party and Joke Fest. It's the Surfer Sam Birthday Invitational and you're invited to the chat room for a wild and crazy time. Funny Jokes about Sex in the Chat Room. Sex is a touchy subject, so we took a hands-on approach. We tried to keep it clean, considering the subject. You've been warned. Insurance Companies hear the best jokes.. Funny drivers tell funny stories. The best payoff is a really good laugh. And there's no insurance against dumb. The Surfer Sam Team Goes Blogging. Index to all the favorite blogs. Funny drinking jokes. Bartender, a round for everyone cause I'm buying tonight. Make mine a double with a chaser of chuckles. Bottoms up. Hiking the Grand Canyon, an Arizona vacation. Havasu Falls, Mooney Falls, five friends, five days and a taste of Eden. Football Jokes and Quotes Part 2. He had a God-given killer instinct. American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. Are you an adult? 25 ways to know if you've grown up. "I just can't drink the way I used to..." My Job is All Funny Business. Funny job jokes and pictures. Yeh, I work with a bunch of monkeys. College Courses for Men and Women. A Funny Twist on Sex Ed. Hey, I'm working on a degree in sex. A Keg Party with Lots of Jokes on Tap. Beer, I'll drink to that! Cheers, mates! And remember to laugh responsibly. Redneck Love and Redneck Romance Part 2. There's a little bit of redneck in all of us. Funny redneck jokes and pictures. Quotations for Women. Famous and Funny Women Speak Out. Enjoy the wit and wisdom of writers, politicians and comics. From Redneck Rebels come Funny Bumper Stickers on Redneck Cars. There's a little Redneck in all of us. Kids Say the Darndest Things Cute kids tell stories. Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato. A Cute Christmas Story. You'll feel warm all over. It was Christmas Eve 1881. I was feeling like the world had caved in on me because... Trivia Treasures. The college collection. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer... Clothes can be funny.</a> This talking t-shirt will keep you in stitches. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. Great Quotations to enjoy. All new wit and wisdom from J.K. Rowling, Oscar Wilde, Plato and Proust. Your Free Horoscope Is Ready. Love, career, money, friends, relationships, life. Astrology is the language of the zodiac. Sudoku Puzzles. Free Online Game. No math required. Instructions for newbies. This is real brain food, but you CAN do it. A Colorado Vacation with Pictures. The Four Corners of the Wild West with ancient Indians, white waters, silver mines and wild animals. Free and funny Myspace graphics and funny pictures. Use in your myspace profile, your email, your blog, or just for laughs. Airplane jokes and flying stories. Great quotes from pilots and flight attendants. Fly the funny skies of Surfer Sam. The man's point of view. 49 Reasons Why The good, the bad and the funny. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. Diamond Caper. Free Online Surfer Game. Easy to play, but lots of fun. This is Paris Hilton's favorite game. Moms say the darndest things. Every day is Mother's Day. You'll smile at these jokes and quotes from moms. Every day is Father's Day. Fathers say the darndest things. You'll smile at these jokes and quotes from dads. The List. A cute story of friends. One day a teacher asked her students to list the names... Funny Money. Brandon says money is the root of all jokes. Funny Questions for the Universe. Tanya leaves no joke unturned. So, what's the speed of dark? San Francisco Vacation Adventure. Visit San Francisco up close and personal with three friends. Girls just wanna have fun. Goldie has the best jokes. Sock it to us, girl !! When the chips are down... the buffalo's empty. How to please a man. A man speaks up with his side of the story. What men want. How to improve your relationship to the max. Free Surfer Game. Polly the Psychic Parrot has free advice. Ask about love, life, stress and money. Fun and help with all your decisions. Surfer Guestbook. Meet the gang. Leave your footprints on the sands of time. No friend left behind A fresh pot of "coffee-jokes" and the amazing coffee bean game. Recharge your battery. Take a coffee break with Surfer Sam. Funny Dogs in Pictures Part 2.<br>Doggone funny pictures. It's a dog's life and we should all have it so good. A Surfer Slide Show. Travel the Planet in Pictures Part 1. The mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world. A Surfer Slide Show. Tools and Trucks Funny Pictures. Creative ways to use power tools and heavy equipment. Industrial-sized laughs. A Surfer Slide Show. Wacky World. Funny Pictures from countries around the world. A Surfer Slide Show. Cars and Trucks. Funny Pictures and Highway Hijinx. A Surfer Slide Show. About us, up close and personal. You and us, we are not strangers. We are mostly about a passion for life. The snake sheds its skin. The moon sheds its shadow. Here's All the Help You'll Ever Need! At first, we planned to have a site map on this page. Then we had a Eureka moment. We hope you find some help here. Funny Dogs in Pictures Part 1. Doggone funny pictures. It's a dog's life and we should all have it so good. A Surfer Slide Show. Free Ecards. Here's the catalog of Surfer Cards, all free. Email a free ecard to your nearest and dearest. Happy Birthday ecards, ecards for the holiday, ecards for a quick Hi. Brianna has Warm Fuzzies to make you feel good.Here's to your heart, your dream and the difference you make. Taylor is our Legal Eagle. For the record, she's got dueling litigators, and she knows where the Corpus Delecti is buried. Golf Jokes and Funny Golf Stories. Dave proves that golf is a really funny sport. The Surfer Squares Game. Step right up. Don't be shy. Give this goofy game a try.
Fishing jokes, funny fish stories, jailbirds and jockeys. Browser Bill is the best of his breed. Leeza is politically incorrect. Here is a list of kid's books that never got published, and never will, either. We rescued them from the slush pile at the office of Simon and Shooters. Funny jokes and stories about marriage, brides, grooms, husbands and wives.</a> Marriage is just a bed of roses. Famous quotes for love, life, motivation and inspiration. The timeless words of Ice T and Mark Twain, Dorothy Parker and Homer Simpson. Desiderata - The secret of happiness, contentment and wisdom. Sweet, old fashioned advice your nana might give. Gold Rush Free Game. Get the gold fever. Play the game and stake your claim to lots of gold. Easy and no skill required. Buzzy. The Free Surfer Game. Coach says keep your eye on the ball. Buzzy improves reaction time and reflexes for sports training. Just like Wack-a-Mole game at the carnival arcade. Hiking the Grand Canyon, an Arizona vacation. Havasu Falls, Mooney Falls, five friends, five days and a taste of Eden. Redneck Love and Redneck Romance Part 1. There's a little bit of redneck in all of us. Funny redneck jokes and pictures. Molly is your best friend. She adores you. She has lots to tell you.</a> Good golly, it's Molly! Zingers and Funny Quotes. It's a comedy roast with funny insults, great grudges and famous quotes. Heck, we can't all be perfect! Late-breaking News Now! Road Trip. The Free Surfer Game Looking for fun? This game is a no-brainer. Everybody, start your engines !! Cooking, Cleaning and Housework. Funny Household Hints. Wise Wanda and Helpful Harry go head to head. So not Martha. Hollywood Poker Slots. The Free Surfer Game. Get lucky with the stars of Hollywood !! The house rules are simple, and there's $10,000 in your wallet. Doggone funny dog jokes and pictures. Part 1. Sparky is a funny dog with his own web page. Kevin's Komedy Korner. Blonde jokes, cop jokes, plus Kevin. As Dolly Parton said, "I don't mind dumb blonde jokes, because I don't think I'm dumb... and I KNOW I'm not blonde." Travel the Planet in Pictures. Part 2. The mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world. A Surfer Slide Show. Redneck Party Funny Pictures. Part 1. There's a little bit of redneck in all of us. A Surfer Slide Show. Redneck Party Funny Pictures Part 2. There's a little bit of redneck in all of us. A Surfer Slide Show. Surfer Sam's Newsletter</a><br>What's new on the Internet? How about blogs, Wiki, podcasting and RSS? Here's the skinny on the new technologies. Surfer Sam has a way with words. There's truth in advertising, if you know the lingo. Plus the Top Ten Oxymorons With Attitude... Success is living the good life. Natalie has a Napalese Good Luck Mantra, called Instructions For Life. It promises you a successful life. Plus the Secret Surfer Game. Omar is Born to be Wild. The dating game is played for laughs. Pickup lines and scrappy last words. The Haiku, A Poetic Experience. A haiku is a short poem in the Japanese tradition. It is often about Nature as part of the human experience. Webbie Wyatt...Hindsight is always 20-20. The newspaper USA Today ran an article disproving everything Wyatt has to say, but the laugh machine still works. Exciting Vacations and Travel Spots. Travel the Planet in Pictures. Part 3. The mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world. A Surfer Slide Show. Doggone funny dog jokes and pictures. Part 2. Sparky is a dog with a funny bone and a second web page. Fishing jokes, funny fish stories, jailbirds and jockeys. Browser Bill is the best of his breed. A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work. Baseball Jokes. Famous Baseball Quotes. Funny Bumper Stickers. Nathan swings for the fences. If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport. Love, dating, single life and marriage. It's girls night out. Funny jokes and famous quotes for women. The party starts with Happy Hour and runs all the way to Last Call, with a wet T-Shirt Contest and Line Dancing on the way. Jodie knows girls just wanna have fun! Retirement Jokes about Seniors, Social Security, Old Age. Grandpa's got the games old folks play, oldies but goodies and lots of Laugh Lines. If you haven't developed ulcers, you're not carrying your share of the load. The Ghost Writer. Better writing through automation. Whenever you're at a loss for words, ask the Ghost Writer. Pretty useful, huh? Simon Says. The Free Surfer Game for skill and memory. Simon says, you will have fun !! Let's play. Fortune Cookies. What's your fortune for today? Plus your lucky numbers for today. With two you get eggroll. The Happiness Coach. Happiness can be learned, like tennis or handwriting. We say we are looking for happiness, but happiness is not something we find. It is a choice we make. Step by Step Guide to Meditation. Meditate to relax, to feel better and to enjoy life. Find peace and understanding. Renew your life. Your FICO Credit Score. Your personal credit report. How to improve your credit rating. Your good credit rating makes it possible to buy a home and build wealth. How To Be An Artist. Music, crafts, paint, words, dance, no matter what your calling. Is your creativity blocked? Your muse sapped? Tap into your hidden inspiration. My First Psychic Experience. Christmas, a music box, a death in the family and an unexplained phenomenon from the paranormal world beyond the five senses. Fluoride, Are Your Children Getting Too Much? Fluoride in drinking water may be a mistake. Read the warning label on your toothpaste. First Time Home Buyer. Build financial wealth with real estate. Are you ready to buy a house? Real estate is still the best investment for most of us. The American Ash Tree. Can It Be Saved? A borer insect is killing our ash trees. How to know if your tree is in danger. A Zen Calendar. The bluebird carries the sky on his back. Happiness page by page. I didn't need another calendar. I had several already. But I bought it anyway. The garage From H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks. What can I say? I'm a collector. My next-door neighbor, Russell, used to be an antique dealer, buying at auction and reselling in his little shop downtown. The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank. I still mow the backyard, but not while the violets are blooming... There is competition in my neighborhood to see who can grow the perfect lawn. Tanya goes shopping. What's new at the mall. The glamour, the distraction, the entertainment of shopping. Window shopping at the mall is a sensual pleasure. Two Miracle Foods that can make you younger. Have you heard about acai? The benefits from eating healthy are endless. Food can nourish you and cure you. And some foods that you eat can help you look and age better! Ten Safety Tips for Women. They may help save your life. Everyone should know how to outwit an attacker. You will be safer when you know how the criminal targets the victim, distracts her or gains her confidence. The Secrets of a Banana. Put a banana in the medicine cabinet. They can cure as well as feed you. You'll never look at a banana the same way again. Entertainment News Today! The Stars, the Events, the Shows, the Gossip. Late-breaking, up-to-the-minute entertainment news. Surfer Sam News Today! Sports News Today! The Athletes, the Events, the Teams, the Scores. Late-breaking, up-to-the-minute sports news. Surfer Sam News Today! Television News Today! The Stars, the Events, the Shows, the Gossip. Late-breaking, up-to-the-minute television entertainment news. Surfer Sam News Today! Technology News Today! Computers, Discoveries, Science, Inventions, the Internet, the Players. Late-breaking, up-to-the-minute technology news. Business News Today! The Players, the Money, the Companies, the Gossip. Late-breaking, up-to-the-minute business news.The latest news of the Business world. National News Today! The Leaders, the Laws, the Voices, the Events. Late-breaking, up-to-the-minute national news. World News Today! World News Today! The Leaders, the Events, the Issues, War, Peace and Progress around the Planet. Late-breaking, up-to-the-minute world news. Pop Music News Today! The Stars, the Songs, the Tours, the Gossip. Late-breaking, up-to-the-minute pop music news. Cincinnati Vacation. Greater Cincinnati is a three state, 13 county region on the Ohio River with more than two million people. The Reds, Bengals, theme parks, renowned orchestra, colleges and outstanding arts make it the Queen City. Hawaii Vacation. Mark Twain called Hawaii "The loveliest fleet of islands that lies anchored in any ocean." Once known as the Sandwich Islands, Hawaii became the 50th state in 1959. Aloha, we love Hawaii. Las Vegas Vacation. Las Vegas is the city of dazzling lights and glittering resorts where more than 35 million pleasure-seeking tourists wager millions of dollars every year. Los Angeles Vacation. From the mountains to the beaches to the deserts, Southern California has the best. Its home to Disneyland, Hollywood, the Lakers and the Dodgers. New York Vacation. Affectionately known as "The Big Apple," New York is probably the world's most important cultural center and financial center. Some call this city "the capital of the world." Orlando Vacation. Orlando is the number one tourist destination in the world. Disney World and Universal Studios are just the start of the fun.


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